why I'm grumpy

1. The bananas keep ripening too quickly.

2. I've now had My Cough for thirty-four days.

3. Despite throwing hundreds and hundreds of dollars at it, the credit card balance does not seem significantly less.

4. It is far too warm. I want to wear a cardigan all day, not just for an hour in the morning.

5. The house won't clean itself. I'm bored with cleaning.

6. Why won't dinner cook itself for a change?

7. Just remembered another one - I never want to hear about the model and the cricketer ever again. The next person who mentions this will be getting something thrown at them - this includes the radio and television. Who cares? How is this news?


I think I need to spend the weekend in bed with a cold cloth over my eyes.